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A true wordsmith in the literal and intellectual sense, the Hollywood Huckster was mellifluous. He would turn a phrase or string a group words together to bring about snarky, clever, or just plain silly sayings. 

Have a taste:

  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

  • This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • All the toilets in Boston police stations have been stolen. Cops say they have nothing to go on. Now ain’t that a ‘wicked pissah’
  • Cartoonist found dead in home.  Details are sketchy.

Enjoy the wit and misadventures of the Hollywood Huckster.

eBook: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D19FJY4

Print: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1490302174/ref=rdr_ext_tmb

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