The Hollywood Huckster was always very inquisitive. He always wanted to know:
Starting with the obvious, the picture above. Are those things real?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”…but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Can a one Armed man shop at a second hand store?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If an asp in the grass is a snake, then why is a grasp on the ass, a goose?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If you choke a Smurf, what color would he turn?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
If you O.D. on Viagra, how will they get the coffin lid shut?
And finally, if you’re looking for a fun read, why don’t you pick up a copy of HOLLYWOOD HUCKSTER – A Memoir of Hysterical Proportions.