Unimpressed that his executive producer just came back from Hawaii, the Huckster looked at him incredulously. “Hawaii? Last time I was there they had mosquitoes so big they could stand flat-footed and f<>k a turkey!  You know, before they became part of the U.S., it used to take six words to say, ‘I love you’ in Hawaiian.” Now you can say it with just a pineapple and a twenty. For thirty, they’ll also take you ’round to all the other islands, if you catch my drift.”  For more of the Huckster’s drift, go to: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D19FJY4